Diddly Doop

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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nice-wig-janis:


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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

arthurpoo:

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

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why afraid

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

mapletheleonberger:

Maple one year ago, and Maple present day!

wow that pumpkin has not aged one bit! amazing

I got hate messages about the pumpkin in thjs comment

jollymarco:

when bae says something that hurts your feelings

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driving teacher: stay in your lane
me: stay in your lane