The Lovers & The Die-Hards. . .

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside

friend: there's a life outside the internet

me: link me

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When I’m with an attractive person

whenmomentsblog:

Me:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

confessabehr:

“you’re just missing a concert” they said

“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said

“it’s just a band” they said

“what are you doing with that axe” they said